These are some Jeff Foxworty-isms. Only picked out the funnier ones:
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the
weekend, you live in Utah .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah .
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
unlocked, you live in Utah .
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and
everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you live in Utah .
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If you don't need directions, just an address, you live in Utah!
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